Answer a Question With Another Question

Shouldn't you just answer the questions?

How does one do that when the thread rules clearly state to ask questions?

Isn't it clear to you that we are to answer a question with another question?

Can you be creative and answer a question with a question?

Can you be a little bit more pacific?

Why are you all so inquisitive?

Do you even care?

Would I ask if I did not care?

Do you have an ulterior motive?

Would I tell you if I did?

Is the sun shining where you are, people?

Is it raining, as that is what we are having for the next few days?

Why does it keep raining and snowing and sleeting here?

When are you going to get some sunshine FINALLY, dear one?

Today, and I enjoyed every second of it until nightfall!

How was your day, sweetie?

Are you getting fresh with me?

What would make you think that?

Hey,how do you know what I'm thinking?

Who said I know your thoughts?

Why does your little smiley have to look so angry?

Gee, I was going for sneaky. Why would I be angry?

Who said you were angry?

What was the topic again?

Why are you asking me? did I start this game?

Okay, what did I miss, people, and why is everyone so confused?