Liar Liar!

I am a tiger.

but that was not a lie??? was it... I had a whole bag with fresh baked sugar rolls, to day of my neighbor Solveig, and I did not eat them all up, no sir, I just put them all on a plate and look on them...

I've never encountered a tiger called Hobbes anywhere before.

I really REALLY love summer. With its high heat and humidity and the kids home fighting all the time, plus the eternal dysfunctional cluster of our family unit, and also that I can't type more than TWO words at a time without being interrupted - I JUST LOVE IT!!!!!

Hunter wrote:

I ate a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts for breakfast.

I thought this thread was called Liar! Liar!

IRT -

I just love Mondays. They are not evil. Mondays are now elevated to my favorite day of the week!

I'm glad I'm going back to work tomorrow.

I am so glad that I have to go to the DMV today. It is my favorite place to while away the afternoon.

Hey what about MC Hammer pants I hear they are out in green now...

I just love Lady GaGa, I think she is the best singer ever and I just love hearing one of her songs every other time on the radio

I'm going to go get my ears pierced and get those big earring things that stretch out your earlobes, because I think they are one of the most attractive things a person could chose to do to their bodies.

I had so much fun at the DMV yesterday that I am willing to go for anyone who does not want to go.

I didn't appreciate feeling better today.

One time I climbed to the top of a tall building and knocked airplanes out of the air...Really I did ;)

And as a pilot of one of those planes, I didn't appreciate it.

I have footage of all the action if any of you'll would like to see it (for a small fee, of course ).

I was the body double for Renee Russo in the love scenes from The Thomas Crown Affair with Pierce Brosnan.

And I was Pierce Brosnan body doubel in the same movie, hunter I remember you now

Oh, wow, that was you'll? I didn't even remember casting you'll! Who knew?

I look a lot different now then I did then, after the face lift, I look ten years younger, well I take a body lift to, and I am very pleased with the new body I got, sorry just to have wearing necktie all the time...

I'm almost done building my time machine.

That's too bad, I just came from the patent office with mine and beat you to the punch.

I beat the crap out of Elle this morning for stealing my time machine idea.

Hunter has cooties!

I caught them from Elle when I was beating her down!

LOL! it!

Hunter is brilliant!