Liar Liar!

Elle has been banned permanently from the forum.

Hmmm...that's weird. There's a Hunter wannabe claiming to have banned me, but yet I can still sign in and post. Go figure!

Oh, well...IRT -

In other news, Hunter has just been banished from the United States AND all sims forums for violating her peace treaty terms. Details on the 11 o'clock news.

Who knew queen was synonymous with rabble-rouser?

I where golden teeth and I where ten diamond ring on all ten finger!!!

I am 5'10" and 130 pounds of pure svelteness!

I just hired Sugah to model my new line of thong bikinis.

I accepted Elle's invitation and am already a huge success at baring my trim and shapely butt to the universe in her thong bikinis.

Sugah has been last seen modeling a thong bikini bottom in crimson on a topless Brazilian beach.

I'm going to be the Playboy Centerfold for the December, 2010 issue.

I am also representing Hunter in her new business endeavor.

Elle is the best agent a girl can have.

Hunter's arse is making me a mega-millionaire.

Elle is like my pimp.

Every morning when I look in the mirror I have less wrinkles

I've been working out so hard - that I've already gotten down to a Size 2.

I have long beautiful blonde hair and legs that go all the way to my a@$

I'm shaving my head this weekend.

I'm getting a tattoo all the way down my left side this week-end

I love when people come to work with colds and the flu and make me sick too!

I'm disappointed that I have a four day weekend coming up.

I'm so very happy that I'm probably going to be sick all weekend because of my co-workers coming to work sick and sharing their germs with me.

your so lucky to have such good friends

I love that my game crashes!!

I climbed Mount Everest this weekend.