Liar Liar!

Residents in a small Wisconsin town run in fear when they learn of Hunter's nudity. Afraid they may accidentally see her during her swimming ritual, they opt to move instead.


Notice they are all men!

Crap - that made me spit out my cereal......(true)


And in other news, I love you Elle.

I just got my Emmy Nomination this morning

I nominated you.

I nominated Mouth for her real life representation of Hunter, and she got a nod.

I am going to run a 5k marathon tomorrow

I won the Boston Marathon last year and the year before.

I have competed against and won against all the Iron Chefs on Iron Chef America.

You're lucky I was sitting at the judge's table, aren't you?

I've been mistaken for a young Sophia Loren countless times.

You mean to say you aren't her, or a distant relation?

I want to go to work today!

I really love watching America's Got Talent.

I'm happy Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol, he's my least favorite judge.

I, too, was happy to hear this and threw a ticker-tape parade.

I think Paris Hilton is a top notch vocalist and should record more records.

I wish Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie would reunite and become BFFs (again) so they can make more shows like "The Simple Life".

I feel good enough to run to the beach today.

It is 97 degrees outside with almost 100 %; I hope this continues for the rest of the summer.

Me too! I love when it's so hot outside that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk! I LOVE IT!!!

I think that is a great likeness of Hunter getting her groove on!

You know, I don't like you either.

You know that I could care less whether you like me or not!

I was on the show Cupcake Wars, and I won.

Aren't you lucky the judges panel consisted of me, Sugah and Nonni!