Liar Liar!

I'm happy you confessed, Jackie, because I really wasn't sure who the father was.

Jackie youre a big liar, don´t belive a word he says.

I´m the father Ari!

No you right, I am the mother! Astral is my sister, and I shall give her the baby when its born!

I fathered Jackie's child.

I paid Jackie $25,000,000 to be my surrogate.

And I said no, I always have wanted to be a mother...

Well, Jackie, you are pregnant with twins.

Thanks Thats why they are kicking so much...

I had Tyrannosaurus for lunch.

I had a mammoth for breakfast.

I can't wait to have my surgery!

I can't wait to preform it on you..

I'm getting a face lift to look like Heidi Montag.

Oh she is beautiful good for you, I don't like you just the way you are, so thats a good option, Heidi Montag!

It's funny you should mention Heidi Montag, because I'm such a huge fan of hers. I follow her career closely and know almost everything there is to know about her.

I admire any 23 year old who is reasonably attractive naturally having 10 plastic surgeries in one day - so much so that you can't even recorgnize her now.

I was not trowing half of my stuff away today... gosh how little stuff one collect on ten years...

I won't be around tomorrow because I'll be having plastic surgery done on my butt.........I want to look like J-Lo.

I just love being at work at the butt crack o'dawn

Oh, how I wish I could run a marathon in this lovely Texas heat today!

Hunter wrote:

I like Elle.

What kind of BS is that, biotch; picking on me when I am not around to .

Hunter wrote:

I love summer.

Ari wrote:

I thought I was the only one who 'loved' summer.

I am joining this club!

Hunter wrote:

I really love coffee.

Blaspheme!

IRT -

I really hate you guys, love it when I have to be away and can't spend time here with you'll, and I don't find you'll the least bit amusing.

That's greatness, Elle! Good one!!!

You people who hate summer don't know what summer is, let me tell ya. Sheesh.
I love summer, even when it hits triple digits here.

Okay, IRT -

I would much rather go snow skiing and play in the snow than lie on a warm, tropical beach anyday.

I am the heir to the Starbucks empire.

I can function without Starbucks in the morning, seriously

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I really hate you guys, love it when I have to be away and can't spend time here with you'll, and I don't find you'll the least bit amusing.

We know. That's why we throw a party everytime you're gone.