Crime & Punishment

Punishment...You must write a 5000 word essay on honesty.

Crime...I went to the zoo and fed all the animals.

Punishment...you are now head caretaker of all the animal in all the zoos in the country. You may not delegate your duties to anyone, at any time, for any reason. You will continue in this position until the next smarty pants decides to feed all the animals in any given zoo and be cocky about it.

Crime...I spent the entire day lounging yesterday and I am proud of it.

Punishment: You have to clean all of the lounges within a 10 mile radius of your home - for two weeks. Thorough cleaning - sweeping, mopping, dusting, vacuuming, windows, toilets - the works.


Crime: I spent the entire day with my love and we had French Silk Pie.

Punishment: For thinking that spending quality time with your love is a crime, you have to go the library everyday from dusk until dawn and read all relationship self-help books. Once you have completed every book, you will then give a seminar highlighting what you have learned. For thinking that eating French Silk Pie is a crime, you will eat it for every desert until you can appreciate its greatness.

Crime: I had a second cup of coffee before 8 am.

Oh you know I didn't really think those were crimes!


Punishment: You must awake every hour on the hour and drink a full cup of coffee throughout your sleeping hours - for a week.


Crime: I woke my Love out of a deep slumber the other night...........because I wanted to.

Punishment: no more "wanting" for you for the rest of the month.

Crime:I never even made my bed today

lukiepie wrote:

Punishment: no more "wanting" for you for the rest of the month.

Cruel.


Punishment: You must sleep on the floor - without any blankets or bedding for a week. In addition, you have to make the beds of all of your neighbors (your block) for the week.

Crime: I threatened someone with bodily harm today.

Hunter/V wrote:

Oh you know I didn't really think those were crimes!

That's what they all say after they are sentenced.

Punishment: You have to go 10 rounds with Roy Jones, Jr.

Crime: I have been procrastinating for the past three days.

Punishment: When waiting for services, such as being served at a restaurant, waiting on dry cleaning, etc. - all servers serving YOU - have to procrastinate for at least 40 minutes and you have to wait. This will occur for two weeks.

Crime: I ate food at the desk at work yesterday, and we're not supposed to.

Punishment: You will assist the night cleaning staff for the next sixty days, every night including weekends.

Crime: It was such a beautiful day that I played in the park all day with the girls and so I am not going to cook but order out.

Punishment: you have to pick up all the litter in the park and put it in your pockets....you must also eat your dinner for the next 24 hours out of the trash cans in the park

Crime: I forgot to put in my crime and had to edit my post

Punishment: You have to proof read every post in every Sim's forum for the next 4 weeks. You must do this 10 hours a day, with only two 15 minute breaks (for eating and bathroom use). You may not listen to music during this time either. You can only proof read.


Crime: I went shopping again today and instead of being responsible and only buying what I needed, I bought two shirts and a pair of pants. I don't feel guilty.......at all.

Punishment...you must go to the store where you bought all those nice things and stand out front holding a sign that says "I only care about myself" until it rains.

Crime...I forgot to water my houseplants and now there all weepy

Punishment: You will be denied water for 1 week, the only liquid you can have is the liquid you can suck out of the leaves of the plants you were supposed to water.

Crime: I ate too much at dinner.

omg that cat is huge


irt. punishment...you must go outside and run around your house three times

crime...I went to a party last saturday night and didn't get home until 2:00am

Punishment: You are forbidden to go to any parties or throw any parties for six months. You have to clean up after all of the parties in your neighborhood that are had for the next three months.

Crime: I watched 5 episodes of 24 yesterday and never left the couch.

punishment..I can't punish you,because I do the same thing with LOST!!

crime...I bought a birthday cake at wal-mart and ate three pieces of it and its not even anyones birthday! (not in one day btw)

Punishment: On your birthday, you have to eat an entire cake - and it has to be a double-layered rectangular cake. For everyone else's birthday in your birthday for the next four months - you have to BAKE them, frost them, decorate them - but you can not eat ANY of them. Not a crumb. And you have to clean up after all of their parties.


Crime: I myself ate a HUGE piece of chocolate cake after dinner tonight. Actually, I've had a huge piece of chocolate cake every night for the last 3 or 4 nights.

and you punish me! for eating cake


Punishment:you have to dress up like a clown and go to all your neighborhood kids b-day parties until summers end.

Crime: I worked out in my yard for the last three days so hard that today I'm not gonna do anything!

Punishment: For thinking that you ever have an excuse for doing nothing, you must work 18 hour days cleaning houses for the next four weeks.


Crime: I had an extra serving of Bread Pudding for dessert tonight.

Punishment:you must wear a pig nose,and carry a sign that says "oink,oink"on it through your neighborhood.

Crime: I had 2 meatballs with my spaghetti for dinner tonight.

Punishment: You must eat all of your pasta dishes by blending them, and drinking them through a straw for 8 weeks. If the pasta and/or meat sauce is too thick to consume through a straw, you must blend it with milk.

Crime: I told someone that I could't stand summer today and I wished it would stay 50 degrees or lower all year round.

Are you crazy woman??

Punishment:you must spend the entire summer in a tiny two piece bathing suit..no matter where you go.

Crime:I ate a 3Musketeers Truffle Crisp...and it had 170 calories in it.

Punishment: You too must spend the entire summer in a tiny two piece bathing suit..no matter
where you go. And when you're in public, you have to wear it while EATING several of those 3Musketeers Truffle Crisps.


Crime: After work tonight I did nothing but snuggle on the couch with Brian and watch 24 for about 6 hours.

You lucky woman!!!

I cannot punish you for being in love!!! for I too have loved,and still do

Crime:I accidently left my little dog outside longer then usual,and made her cry