Location : Wisconsin, USA Number of posts : 5956 Age : 53 Registration date : 2008-10-27
Subject: Crime & Punishment February 11th 2010, 4:52 pm
Hello Everybody!
This seemed like fun - so I thought I'd try it here.
It's very simple and can be funny if played correctly.
The object of the game if for someone to commit a crime (not for real) and for the next poster to punish them and then admit their crime. The next poster would do the same.
So for example -
Hunter - Crime: I broke into Sugah's house and ate all of her pizza while she wasn't home.
Sugah - Punishment: I sentence Hunter to eat all of the containers that the pizza was stored in.
Crime: I bribed the governor of the state of Texas to ban everything and anything pink.
Elle - Punishment: I sentence Sugah to wear pink everyday for the rest of her life.
Crime:
And so on and so forth.
-The crimes do not have to personally involve anyone at the forum. -The crimes do not have to be real life crimes - they can be silly -The crimes should not be true or anything you've really done - unless they're exceptionally silly -The punishments should not be harsh to the point of involving death. -It's meant to be fun, friendly and funny.
I will start:
Crime: I bought a Miley Cyrus CD and danced to it all night long.
Autumnelle
Location : NYC Number of posts : 2910 Age : 47 Registration date : 2009-09-13
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment February 17th 2010, 12:39 am
Punishment: You are no longer allowed to listen to any other music, ever again in life, until you repent by learning to play Beethovens Fur Elise on any instrument you choose.
Crime: I drank too much coffee today and I am wired.
Hunter Admin
Location : Wisconsin, USA Number of posts : 5956 Age : 53 Registration date : 2008-10-27
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment February 17th 2010, 12:44 am
Punishment: You will be forced to grind coffee beans by hand with a mortar and pestle for 3 years for 14 hours a day - EVERYDAY. You may NOT drink the coffee you've ground - or ANY coffee for 3 years.
Crime: I had 2 scoops of Breyer's Chocolate Chip Ice Cream..........then I had Nachos & Salsa.......all AFTER dinner and AFTER 9:00 p.m.
Autumnelle
Location : NYC Number of posts : 2910 Age : 47 Registration date : 2009-09-13
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment February 17th 2010, 12:50 am
Punishment: You may not, under any circumstances use an antacid of any sort for the next 72 hours.
Crime: I am up at almost two in the morning and I have to be up by 7.
Hunter Admin
Location : Wisconsin, USA Number of posts : 5956 Age : 53 Registration date : 2008-10-27
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment February 17th 2010, 12:58 am
Punishment: You will be forced to stay up 72 hours straight while being forced to watch and listen to Alyssa Milano for the entire time.
Crime: I'm going to bake a chocolate cake tomorrow. I'll probably eat at least one slice.....so I guess this is pre-meditated!
Autumnelle
Location : NYC Number of posts : 2910 Age : 47 Registration date : 2009-09-13
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment February 17th 2010, 12:42 pm
Punishment: You will eat chocolate and nothing but chocolate, non-stop, for the next 72 days.
Crime: I ditched a faculty meeting to have a latte with a friend.
Hunter Admin
Location : Wisconsin, USA Number of posts : 5956 Age : 53 Registration date : 2008-10-27
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment February 18th 2010, 12:29 pm
Punishment: You have to attend every faculty meeting of every public, private, industrial, and parochial school in a 15 mile radius for the next year. Not only do you have to attend, you have to hand write all of the minutes. And lastly, you will NOT be allowed to drink latte or ANY coffee products for at least 2 hours before, during and not for another 2 hours after those meetings.
Crime: I jaywalked today.
Autumnelle
Location : NYC Number of posts : 2910 Age : 47 Registration date : 2009-09-13
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment February 23rd 2010, 6:57 am
Punishment: You must direct foot traffic at your busiest pedestrian intersection for three hours a day, every day, for the next 473 days.
Crime: I beat Hunter up because mama said knock her out.
Hunter Admin
Location : Wisconsin, USA Number of posts : 5956 Age : 53 Registration date : 2008-10-27
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment February 23rd 2010, 2:07 pm
Punishment: You must endure being gummed on the neck and ears by toothless, elderly men for 2 hours a day, everyday for 2 weeks.
Crime: I ate McDonalds for lunch today.........I fear that may have been the punishment too.
Autumnelle
Location : NYC Number of posts : 2910 Age : 47 Registration date : 2009-09-13
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment February 23rd 2010, 4:12 pm
Quote :
I fear that may have been the punishment too.
Punishment: You are not allowed to dine at any place except McDonalds for the next five days...you are not allowed to eat anything off of their breakfast menu.
Crime: I had a large iced latte with lunch today.
Hunter Admin
Location : Wisconsin, USA Number of posts : 5956 Age : 53 Registration date : 2008-10-27
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment February 24th 2010, 11:13 am
Punishment: Until spring, you have to order a large latte everyday.........and drink it with a straw through your nose.
Crime: I shopped yesterday and bought clothing that I didn't really need.......and I DON'T feel guilty about it.
Caleb_71
Location : Sydney.au Number of posts : 250 Age : 72 Registration date : 2009-09-22
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment February 25th 2010, 2:01 am
Punishment: No shopping for anything except food for the next two years.
Crime: I bought an SSD (Solid State Disc) drive to allow my games to load faster.
Hunter Admin
Location : Wisconsin, USA Number of posts : 5956 Age : 53 Registration date : 2008-10-27
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment February 25th 2010, 2:57 am
That's way harsh Russ.
Punishment: For the next 6 months, you have to load your game with an OLD disc drive, and then - you have to close it. You may not play.
Crime: I stayed up about two hours later than I intended to.
Caleb_71
Location : Sydney.au Number of posts : 250 Age : 72 Registration date : 2009-09-22
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment February 25th 2010, 4:04 am
So that would mean no updates to the La Femme thread? No Worries, I have a few other Computers here with other games I can use, in the meantime.
Punishment: Tonight, straight to bed after the evening meal, no computer time at all til the following evening. I will be watching.
Edit: And you stayed up even later the next night (4.30am Forum Time), quadruple punishment.
Crime: Buying a new quad core CPU for a spare motherboard, RAM, video card etc.
lukiepie
Location : in my room Number of posts : 835 Age : 61 Registration date : 2009-09-15
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment February 26th 2010, 9:58 pm
Punishment...you are not to set foot into another computer or eletronics store for 3months 20 hours and 15seconds..
Crime...I held my husbands nose shut while he was trying to sleep so he would quit snoring...( it didn't work )
Autumnelle
Location : NYC Number of posts : 2910 Age : 47 Registration date : 2009-09-13
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment February 27th 2010, 2:39 pm
Punishment: You must sleep with your ear to your husband's chest for a fortnight.
Crime: I put off grading papers this morning.
lukiepie
Location : in my room Number of posts : 835 Age : 61 Registration date : 2009-09-15
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment February 27th 2010, 10:32 pm
Punishment...You must now grade every paper from every grade in the entire school.
Crime..I snuck into Hunters house and dyed all of her clothes PINK!!!
Autumnelle
Location : NYC Number of posts : 2910 Age : 47 Registration date : 2009-09-13
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment February 28th 2010, 8:18 am
Punishment: You can sit back, relax, and be waited on hand and foot for the next seven days by order of the Pink Lovers Association.
Crime: I kidnapped that annoying guy from the Old Spice commercials and put him in a room with several ladies and made them tickle him for 72 hours.
Hunter Admin
Location : Wisconsin, USA Number of posts : 5956 Age : 53 Registration date : 2008-10-27
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment March 3rd 2010, 1:09 am
Punishment: You will be tied down and tickled by the Old Spice man, the Burger King King and the Travelocity Roaming Gnome for 72 hours straight.
Crime: I ate half a box of Girl Scout Peanut Butter Sandwich cookies today. I don't feel guilty in the least either.........
lukiepie
Location : in my room Number of posts : 835 Age : 61 Registration date : 2009-09-15
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment March 3rd 2010, 7:55 am
punishment....you must lay in a bath tub full of crunchy p-nutbutter for 24 hours...
crime....I went to bed last night and slept for 10 hours straight...
Autumnelle
Location : NYC Number of posts : 2910 Age : 47 Registration date : 2009-09-13
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment March 8th 2010, 7:51 am
Punishment...you are now allowed to leave your bed, except to make use of the facilities and tend to the needs of others in your household, for 72 hours.
Crime...I snuck in Sugah's house and hid all of her shoes.
lukiepie
Location : in my room Number of posts : 835 Age : 61 Registration date : 2009-09-15
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment March 10th 2010, 10:07 pm
Punishment.... you must now clean and or polish all of her shoes until april 1st!!
Crime...I snuck out on a date with Ronald McDonald for a Big Mac.
Autumnelle
Location : NYC Number of posts : 2910 Age : 47 Registration date : 2009-09-13
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment March 11th 2010, 6:42 am
Punishment...you must exclusively and publicly date Ronald McDonald for the next ninety day, posing for any and all the pictures he wants for the paparazzi with no quibbling.
Crime...I hid in Hunter's closet and yelled "Boo" when she opened the door.
lukiepie
Location : in my room Number of posts : 835 Age : 61 Registration date : 2009-09-15
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment March 11th 2010, 8:01 am
Punishment...now you have to clean up the mess she made when you scared the S*#% out of her!
crime...I snuck into your house and put clear wrap over your toilet bowl.
Hunter Admin
Location : Wisconsin, USA Number of posts : 5956 Age : 53 Registration date : 2008-10-27
Subject: Re: Crime & Punishment March 11th 2010, 12:17 pm
That's beyond rude.
Punishment: You must use gas station bathrooms for the rest of the month........and you have to sit on the toilet without the sanitary seat cover.
Crime: I am planning on taking a "sick day" next week, when I'm not sick.