Crime & Punishment

Hello Everybody!

This seemed like fun - so I thought I'd try it here.

It's very simple and can be funny if played correctly.

The object of the game if for someone to commit a crime (not for real) and for the next poster to punish them and then admit their crime. The next poster would do the same.

So for example -

Hunter - Crime: I broke into Sugah's house and ate all of her pizza while she wasn't home.

Sugah - Punishment: I sentence Hunter to eat all of the containers that the pizza was stored in.

Crime: I bribed the governor of the state of Texas to ban everything and anything pink.

Elle - Punishment: I sentence Sugah to wear pink everyday for the rest of her life.

Crime:

And so on and so forth.

-The crimes do not have to personally involve anyone at the forum.
-The crimes do not have to be real life crimes - they can be silly
-The crimes should not be true or anything you've really done - unless they're exceptionally silly
-The punishments should not be harsh to the point of involving death.
-It's meant to be fun, friendly and funny.

I will start:

Crime: I bought a Miley Cyrus CD and danced to it all night long.

Punishment: You are no longer allowed to listen to any other music, ever again in life, until you repent by learning to play Beethovens Fur Elise on any instrument you choose.

Crime: I drank too much coffee today and I am wired.

Punishment: You will be forced to grind coffee beans by hand with a mortar and pestle for 3 years for 14 hours a day - EVERYDAY. You may NOT drink the coffee you've ground - or ANY coffee for 3 years.


Crime: I had 2 scoops of Breyer's Chocolate Chip Ice Cream..........then I had Nachos & Salsa.......all AFTER dinner and AFTER 9:00 p.m.

Punishment: You may not, under any circumstances use an antacid of any sort for the next 72 hours.

Crime: I am up at almost two in the morning and I have to be up by 7.

Punishment: You will be forced to stay up 72 hours straight while being forced to watch and listen to Alyssa Milano for the entire time.